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    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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    ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

    achievement-hunter:

    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

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    samebitch:

    teapayne:

    The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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    youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

    even if youre not in the roosterteeth fandom just watch this omg

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    fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

    Unlike the beautiful 6-year old Jonbenett Ramsey who received coverage all over the media - every tabloid, newspaper, news channel, talk show, 7-year old Aiyana Stanley was killed by a police officer during a raid while she was sleep and her murder received very little coverage.

    Police, searching for a murder suspect, threw a flash grenade through the window of her family’s apartment around midnight. According to Aiyana’s father, it landed on the couch, setting Aiyana on fire. A police officer’s gun then went off, and shot Aiyana in the neck.

    Aiyana was asleep on the living room sofa in her family’s apartment when Detroit police, searching for a homicide suspect, burst in and an officer’s gun went off, fatally striking the girl in the neck, family members said.

    Her father, 25-year-old Charles Jones, told The Detroit News he had just gone to bed early Sunday after covering his daughter with her favorite blanket when he heard a flash grenade followed by a gunshot. When he rushed into the living room, he said, police forced him to lie on the ground, with his face in his daughter’s blood.

    “I’ll never be the same. That’s my only daughter,” Jones told.

    We haven’t forgotten about you baby. R.I.P.

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  • icantnamethings reblogged a text post 3 days ago

    decomfortable:

    I want money

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    power

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    and glory

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  • icantnamethings reblogged a text post 3 days ago

    gnumblr:

    Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

    🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

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    actuallytroybolton:

    imperffectly-perfect:

    dianne-donut:

    phuckthisphreak:

    Yesterday morning.

    The sky was breathtaking. 

    omg

    I’m in love

    but click on the picture

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    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    This makes me extremely content.

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    princeburrito:

    "The Flicking Candle Company"

    lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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    twcno:

    futurebatgirl:

    patrexes:

    4sensesplusascarf:

    Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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    remove cattle from stage

    that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

    • balance your chair on two legs”
    • "continue swimming motion"
    • "insert peanuts"
    • "play ball!"
    • "release the penguins"
    • "gradually become agitated"
    • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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  • icantnamethings reblogged a text post 3 days ago

    mydogsnokes:

    "your homework is to have a good weekend"

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  • icantnamethings reblogged a text post 4 days ago

    ishimarukiyotakeout:

    ”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”

    ”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”

    ”but brah-”

    ”brahbye brahther”

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