I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
a complete review of Nicki Minaj’s new single “Anaconda”
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
there are 2 blogs that I can reblog this post from, but I only hold 1 reblog button in my hand
why is tumblr deleting blogs for hoarding urls and posting songs when we have like literal pedophiles and straight up KKK level racists on this website. wheres the news about them being deleted?
"i think he likes me"
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months