trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
that’s what little girls are made of
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
When your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about
I’ve made a mistake
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
Read this way out of context.
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot